LOL

Confessions...
A guy went into the confession box to confess his sins to the Priest.
When he sat down in the box, he said, "Father forgive me for I have sinned"

and the Priest replied, "What is your confession my son?"

to which he replied, "Well Reverend, I stole a stack of hay from my neighbour."

"And how much of that stack of hay did you steal?" asked the Priest.

"Well, I guess I might as well confess to the whole stack, your Reverence," said the man, "Since I'm goin' after the rest of it tonight!"